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 The Funniest Way to Call Out Your Friends

 Got Something to Say But Don’t Have the Guts? We’ll Do It.

  • Your pickleball partner never shows up for practice?
  • Your buddy over-orders every time you pick up the tab?
  • Your so-called “friend” took your premium balls and thought you wouldn’t notice?
  • Any friend shenanigans are fair game.

We know the struggle. Sometimes, you need to tell someone they suck—but in a way that makes them laugh (and maybe rethink their life choices).

Submit your request, and we’ll deliver your message for you. No awkward convos. No side-eye. Just pure, hilarious accountability. We’ll record it and add it to the podcast, one of our socials, or both!

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We run this operation out of the goodness of our hearts (and because it’s damn funny).
But if you REALLY want to make sure your message gets served ASAP, throw us a tip and we’ll bump you to the front of the line. (Tips are totally optional, but hey—money talks.)